Does most of the talking at our Gigs

Puts up with Michael, enough said !!

Lead vocals ('cos he can sing in tune).
Has been known NOT TO complain when arriving for a gig, but no one can remember that far back.

Top man on both banjo and guitar

Does the informed talking to the audience once Michael has upset them to the point of mutiny

The quiet one but good lookin' with it.

Makes a lot of noise, some of it even in time.